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The
Children
of Israel
At
the Henry Street Hebrew School, the Rabbi finished the day's
lesson.It was now time for the usual question period.
"Rabbi?"
asked little Melvin "there's something I need to know."
"What's
that my child?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well
according to the Scriptures, the Children of Israel crossed the Red
Sea, right?"
"Right."
"And
the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?"
"Uh--right."
"And
the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"
"Again
you are correct."
"And
the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the Children of
Israel fought the Romans, and the Children of Israel were always
doing something important, right?"
"All
that is correct," agreed the Rabbi. "So what's your question?"
"What
I need to know is this," demanded Melvin. "What
were all the grown-ups doing??"
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page was launched on Friday 17th March 2000 - ST
PATRICK'S DAY
The
Blarney Stone
A
group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the
group was constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable.
The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations
are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
"Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the
Blarney Stone," the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being
cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can
come back tomorrow." "We can't be here tomorrow," the
nasty woman shouted. "We have some other boring tour to go on.
So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone." "Well now,"
the guide replied, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has
kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune." "And
I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed. "No,
ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."
Sometimes
a small typing error can make a big difference!
10
EXCUSES
WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK
God made, Adam
bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Jacob fooled, Joseph ruled, Bush
talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, People walked, Sea divided,
Tablets guided, Promises landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, Prophets
warned, Jesus born, God walked, Love talked, Anger crucified, Hope
died, Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained. Amen.
This
page was launched on Friday 17th March 2000 - ST
PATRICK'S DAY
A
group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the
group was constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable.
The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations
are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
"Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the
Blarney Stone," the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being
cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can
come back tomorrow." "We can't be here tomorrow," the
nasty woman shouted. "We have some other boring tour to go on.
So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone." "Well now,"
the guide replied, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has
kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune." "And
I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed. "No,
ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."
